Hi my name is maleka and as you can see I’m stuck in a cage by a crazy psychopath and I only have 5 minutes to convince them to not kill me. My first method will be annoying them by talking😃 anyway wish me luck.

Scene one: In the warehouse

Maleka: sir please don’t kill me I beg of you

Psychopath: and why should I ?

Maleka: Well it’s because I’m only 14 and I’m to young to die so I say don’t kill me

Psychopath: I don’t think so and besides you’re already on the news ( turns to the tv) see everyone is worried about especially your parents.

Maleka: (screams)

Psychopath: OW! Stop screaming in my ear !

Maleka: lalalala I’m not going to shut up!

Psychopath: ( yells) shut up!

Maleka: Ooo your breath stank do you not brush your teeth?!

Psychopath: oh my god shut up!

Maleka: (sings with a bad voice)

Psychopath: (cries) ok ok I’ll let you go!

Maleka: Yay bye old man!

Psychopath: (sighs)

End of scene one

Meanwhile: hey it’s me maleka again and guess what?… I was able to convince him not to kill me. Anyway I’m gonna go home now (waves goodbye)