POEM STARTER
Write an Epic following the life of any of your favourite characters.
An Epic poem typically tells a long, narrative story and often centers around heroic deeds and legendary adventures. It tends to focus on the actions of the character rather than their traits or emotions.
me And My Life
Hello,
My name is Lyla you probably know me as the witch who tried to eat Hansel and Gretel. the truth is…..i’m vegan . Those kids made that tragic story up so they could get famous. Would you like me to tell you what really happened? I’m gonna tell you anyways…buckle up.
it was a Misty misty night and some kids tried licking my lawn decorations. i told them that it was fake and there was real candy inside. THEY RAN IN AND STARTED GORGING ON THE CANDY THE DIRTY IGNORANT TOADS. they informed me that they needed shelter so i let them stay in my GUEST ROOM. NOT. A cage.
i kicked them out the next morning because i caught them sneaking downsstairs to eat my candy!!!
i am LIVID
it’s fine though because ‘baby’ by justin beiber is playing on repeat
