My character has never experienced being ignored by a Reuven Naphtali on his posts. I feel really dissapointed

“Fake, fake, fake” she whispers I know i’m not I’M the OG bakelieber I heard through the grapevine that Now she can’t even post Thank god for that…… She’s threatened to report me But that’s just whispers in the wind IMAGINE getting suspended over JB and JB haha COULDN’T BE ME☺️ errol of the sea I’m.coming.for.you xoxo I whisper to you, “be careful”😊😊😊😊

Hello, My name is Lyla you probably know me as the witch who tried to eat Hansel and Gretel. the truth is…..i’m vegan . Those kids made that tragic story up so they could get famous. Would you like me to tell you what really happened? I’m gonna tell you anyways…buckle up. it was a Misty misty night and some kids tried licking my lawn decorations. i told them that it was fake and there was real candy inside. THEY RAN IN AND STARTED GORGING ON THE CANDY THE DIRTY IGNORANT TOADS. they informed me that they needed shelter so i let them stay in my GUEST ROOM. NOT. A cage. i kicked them out the next morning because i caught them sneaking downsstairs to eat my candy!!! i am LIVID it’s fine though because ‘baby’ by justin beiber is playing on repeat

I have a confession… It’s gonna be a doozy

I have a confession You might not like it It has to be said

I have a confession

I have a confession.. Here goes nothing … …. … JB is the loml He made a song…just for me Alexa…play “baby…… by Justin Beiber” I AM. A real belieber

(Alexa play happy to be here by JB”)

Forever That’s the only way; I can describe it It lasts forever

You Forever is like waiting for your food to cook Your forever is like queing to get to that place you really wanna go

MY forever is waiting for JB to make his godamn PB&J so we can leave ON TIME

One second One minute One hour One day One month One year

Today i met my idol JB of course who else You see i was a writing title; For my newest bells

It had to be short and sweet All of a sudden I heard a bleat I saw a button And i saw 4 feet I looked up as if i was a lost kitten

I knew what my title was going to be “Justin Baker” It sounded free It was going to be a maker

20 years ago.. two JB’s were born in west virginia, their mums were besties since birth and they’d had their babies at the same time aswell so the two JB’s were like twins until one day when they were 14 and JB👩‍🍳 met up JB⚡️ at an overpass and told him that she didnt “just didnt like his trim and could NOT be associated with him looking like that” JB⚡️ didn’t like that so he stomped off(wearing his stompies). They stopped talking after that. They had fallen out. 14 years of friendship. Gone like that.

20 years later, it was a cold june day; JB👩‍🍳 went to the grocery store in LA to get some ingredients so she could make a “mean” spag bol. To her surprise she spotted JB⚡️ with a not so terrible trim. She approached him and invited him to eat some spag bol. Because he had corrected his errors

It was some “mean” spag bol.

I woke up, startled Wondering what a strange dream i bad just had Then i looked at my surroundings I had never seen this place before Some may say it’s a place of night mares Me? I’d say it’s a city of dreams Why? You may ask? Think critically now Jb of course!! Everyinch of the place was covered in jb posters, stickers, merch anything you could think of you bet was there It felt so amazing Like i belonged With my fellow beliebers

I was 45 years old heard “one time”, a Justin Beiber song It made me sob so hard middle of the grocery store i knew right there and then that i had had my awakening as a belieber🧑‍🍳

Life without you would be like life without air Life without you would be like life without life Life without you would be like life without JB and we all know that’s no life worth living