(i wrote this as a song and this was so freaking fun for me, i love doing this kind of thing with songs)

I follow her on all the socials

I know you broke up so long ago

But I still think she’s kinda cool

I don’t know why, but yet I’m here

Maybe I’m a little obsessed with your ex

She’s a spicy pisces

And I kinda admire that

But she really did care about you

And I know we’re dating and I love you but

Girls supporting girls

And this girl kinda rocks

She got her heart broken

Cause she cared like a lot

She’s got pretty brown hair

Curly and free

Whenever she goes out

She’s the life of the party

Makes me wanna go

Just to go and see

I’m so damn obsessed

With your ex

I bet you I know more about her

Than you ever did

I’m so damn obsessed

I go to all the places she went

What’s her favorite food?

I like it

Does she have a dog?

I love him

Did she think you’re crazy?

Samesies

Oh my god this girl

Wish I could be friends with her so bad

I’m reading her book

And styling my hair

She has a pink ribbon, guess what color mine is?

She likes brunch on Saturday

Sorry, guess I’m busy then

And she likes to cat-sit

Now I’m so obsessed

I’m so damn obsessed

With your ex

I bet you I know more about her

Than you ever did

I’m so damn obsessed

Yeah I love her

It’s like I’m her best friend

Even though we’ve never met

Cause I know anything and everything

Look, I just saw her