(i wrote this as a song and this was so freaking fun for me, i love doing this kind of thing with songs) I follow her on all the socials I know you broke up so long ago But I still think she’s kinda cool I don’t know why, but yet I’m here Maybe I’m a little obsessed with your ex She’s a spicy pisces And I kinda admire that But she really did care about you And I know we’re dating and I love you but Girls supporting girls And this girl kinda rocks She got her heart broken Cause she cared like a lot She’s got pretty brown hair Curly and free Whenever she goes out She’s the life of the party Makes me wanna go Just to go and see I’m so damn obsessed With your ex I bet you I know more about her Than you ever did I’m so damn obsessed I go to all the places she went What’s her favorite food? I like it Does she have a dog? I love him Did she think you’re crazy? Samesies Oh my god this girl Wish I could be friends with her so bad I’m reading her book And styling my hair She has a pink ribbon, guess what color mine is? She likes brunch on Saturday Sorry, guess I’m busy then And she likes to cat-sit Now I’m so obsessed I’m so damn obsessed With your ex I bet you I know more about her Than you ever did I’m so damn obsessed Yeah I love her It’s like I’m her best friend Even though we’ve never met Cause I know anything and everything Look, I just saw her