today is christmas

i really like christmas

christmas means

food

silly

presents

goofy

a stalker who breaks into your house

yummy

christmas is real yummy

this year i got a

kim kardashian signed print

and some new

undies

yummy

i ate my undies

even thought i wanted to wear them

to school

to the park

to the movies

to the mall

but it’s ok

cause they tasted good

really good

yummy

i ate my kim kardashian signed print

even though i wanted to flaunt it

at school

at the park

at the movies

at the mall

but it’s ok.

people would probably want to steal it.

cause it tastes so good!

who knew kim used such a yummy pen.

so, maybe it’s for the best.

no matter how much i’ll miss my

undies

and my

kim kardashian signed print

they tasted good

so its all ok

(btw this is a joke it is christmas today but i didnt get that stuff lmao)