“Look… I honestly don’t know what y’all are mad about. It’s like y’all never heard a story about true love. So what if one’s made of skin and bones and the other’s made of nuts and bolts!

I mean, isn’t this kinda thing people root for? Yea, Lithia is a toaster but they’re a smart, AI toaster!!! It learned exactly how to warm Lances toast and his heart…”

The author says about his new robosexual novella “Bread to Love”.

Now here’s Olli with the weather report.