Hey buddy, I just wanted chat for a bit. Got some time?

Sure thing pal, what’s up.

So you know we’re going on this class vacation tomorrow!? And it’s gonna be supppppppperrrr fun!

It’s cool, I’ve been practicing my boogie boarding! Almost got my kick flip down!!!

You’re definitely gonna land it soon buddy ….. annnnddd I don’t think we’ll have a lot of time to hang out since we’re in difficul...

“Look… I honestly don’t know what y’all are mad about. It’s like y’all never heard a story about true love. So what if one’s made of skin and bones and the other’s made of nuts and bolts!

I mean, isn’t this kinda thing people root for? Yea, Lithia is a toaster but they’re a smart, AI toaster!!! It learned exactly how to warm Lances toast and his heart…”

The author says about his new robosexual ...

I like these flowers I’ve grow

They make me proud

Jumping up high,

Like Michael Jordon

Tulips have staved my boredom

The warm sun on my back

Beading a bit to hot

“It’s to dang hot!” That’s a thought

I have as the sweat on my arm

Trickles on these garden hose

I’m done for the day, the sun is low

I’ve stayed all day, mellowed....

I wish my parents didn’t fight

I wish we weren’t in the middle

I wish they would stop yelling and calling each other mean names

I wish I wasn’t their messenger

Why won’t they leave me alone for a bit

Why am I sad

Why am I mad

Can’t they get along

Can’t everything go back to before, when we were more

*side note- My wish came true...

“Walking into the new Flower Emporium was so exciting! It was just built. I don’t know why they needed this big ass building but *shrugs* eh, more flowers for me. These flowers smell so exotic and they’re really pretty too. thought Fernando as he walked around.

The store had everything you would need for cultivating flowers and other plants.

Shelves and shelves of seeds, pots, tools, even UV l...

*Knock, knock, knock*

“Who the hell could that be?”

*drip drip drip*

“It’s raining cats and dogs!” Tameeka said in her NY accent.

Looking at her ring camera, she could see an umbrella but the person was obscured.

“Can I help you?” said Tameeka

“Yes, pleeeeeease! I was wondering if I could borrow some ground beef? My kids are terrible hungry and we haven’t eaten in days….”

“Heck no, showing ...

“Please….Take me to your leader.” begged Zoltan.

“Ummmm suuure.” *screeeeech* “Manager on Duty to register 4, Manager on duty to register 4”

“This is a waste of time Sola!” thought Zoltan.

“Well, Zol-tan, if you didn’t take that right at Jupiter, we wouldn’t have been THREE LUNAR CYCLES LATE!!!” Sola thinking side eyed....

I miss you so much… I wish we didn’t fight before I left. Why didn’t I say bye to you before I left to join this shit.

“PORTILLO! Get your head out of your ass! I need a power pack!” screamed Captain Cruz.

“Huh.” pondered Private Portillo...