“I was cleaning my ancestor’s supposed house that was found, and I found a stack of papers. I rifled through. I asked my grandfather, the only family member alive who could only I knew could read, what they He told me that one paper discussed a creature called a cat that was four legged, furry, and seemingly independent. The paper was apparently a scientific report. One thing I must have missed is that one of my family members must have overheard our conversation. This is the true story, your honor.”