I should’ve called your bluff,

but you have a really good poker face.

you should teach a class,

but it’s not like you have any.

a royal flush in my hands,

but you flushed me down the drain.

I got a full house the next deal,

but you still left me all alone

with a broken home.

“place your bet in

before I disappear,”

you said,

and I went all in,

but you still did.

I guess I just fell

for all of your tricks.

I hate you.

you and your stupid poker face.