I open my eyes to find,

Gray walls and dust?

O my gosh! What the heck! Why do people keep kidnapping me!

I’m only like the most beautiful girl on earth!

A gravelly voice comes out of a dark corner.

“Presenting 100 young men on the arena”

It continues “The rules are simple. You must get each other out of the ring and whoever wins gets the girl!”

A spotlight shines on me and a big purple obsidian block pops out of the floor in front of me.

Many young men get in lines

They look over at me and one of them says

“Your so pretty! I promise I will win this for you.”

Many of them shout other things like that but I’m not listening.

Instead I focus on getting myself out of the ropes.

A bell dings and the first round starts

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When I finally manage to get my rope of, using brute force the third round is already starting

I stand up and stretch a little

Then I somersault into the ring surprising everybody

I shout “Stop!”

Then I say “I know I’m really beautiful but I forgot to tell you guys, I’m really good at fighting.”

I winked and then kicked both people of the block.

In five minutes they are all on the ground and I’m the winner.

They never learn!

NEVER judge a book by its cover!