Little Cat Riding Hood and the Big Bad Blobfish

By Silverlake0305 (my friends made it with me)

Once upon a fish there was a cat named Little Cat Riding Hood. This was because of her stunning white riding hood decorated with little cats. She lived in one of the most wonderful yarn houses. One day her mother queried her to bring a basket of tuna and salmon to her sick under the weather catmother. As Little Cat Riding Hood was an obedient kitty, she immediately agreed. Her mother then warned her to beware of the Big Bad Blobfish and never talk to him. Unfortunately Little Cat was not listening to her mother as she was playing with a goldfish sized yarn ball, and thinking that Little Cat heard her she sent her on her merry way.

On the way Little Cat played with butterflies, napped for a little bit and talked with the local fish cutter. But she got too caught up in the forest’s wonders and ended up in a deep lagoon! “Help,”shrieked the distressed, flailing Little Cat,”Help, anyone, please!”As soon as the Big Bad Blobfish saw this he swam straight at her pushing her out of the murky water. “ Oh thank you dear blobfish I would have drowned if you hadn't saved me!”.

But little did she know this was just the beginning of Big Bad Blobfish’s plan.”Where are you going with such fresh salmon and tuna?”asked the naughty Blobfish, blowing snot bubbles.

“To my ill Catmother's house across this lagoon the one with the red door”Little Cat Riding Hood replied, a flash of disgust appearing on her face.

“I could help you cross this deep lagoon!”sneered the Blobfish.

Little Cat hesitated but replied“Oh yes please kind blobfish”So the Big Bad Blobfish and Little Cat Riding Hood crossed the lagoon.

“Well I have to go now.”The Big Bad Blobfish boomed, his croaky voice snaking into Little Cat’s ears making her shiver and twitch.

Quickly forgetting the creepy stranger, Little Cat Riding Hood went on her way to her Catma's house. But what a mistake Little Cat made, now Big Bad Blobfish knew where his new victim was, and in a dastardly manner he made a turn to a shortcut to Little Cat’s Catma’s cosy cottage.

Flip flop flip flop, the Big Bad Blobfish jumped into Catma's house swallowing her whole. He jumped into her nightcap and disguised himself. Knock Knock Knock.

“Catma, can you please let me in?”asked Little Cat Riding Hood.

“Wow Catma what big flippers you have”`

“All the better to catch prey with,”

“Wow Catma what big circular eyes you have,”

“All the better to see you with”

“Wow Catma YOU HAVE NO TEETH!”

“All the better to swallow you with!”the Big Bad Blobfish howled, revealing his ugly figure.

“YOUR NOT CATMA YOUR THE BIG BAD BLOBFISH MY MUMMY WARNED ME ABOUT!”Little Cat Riding Hood screeched, “HELP, HELP IT'S THE BIG BAD BLOBFISH!” As soon as the fish cutter heard her cries he sprinted towards her as fast as his four furry legs could go, taking with him his sharpest slicer. And with a aimed hit, he sliced the Big Bad Blobfish in half making sure not to hurt Catma. It was safe once again, and they all lived happily ever after with cooked blobfish for dinner.

THE END