"How could I be your brother again?" Raph asked, uncharacteristically dramatic.

"What are you talking about?" Leo croaked.

"Raph, you said you wouldn't d--"

"I have done terrible things!" The snapper continued like they hadn't spoken.

"Do not do this!" Donnie shouted.

"I shan't be called your brother again!"

"Oh for the love of-- Raph!"

"What is he on about?" Leo.

"Should we get Dad?" Mikey.

"Oh, the horrors I have done and seen!"

"He saw some musical with me and now is trying to act like the protagonist, which he said he wouldn't do!" Donnie explained, voice pitching higher at the end.

"How could you--"

"Raph!" the three younger brothers interrupted in unison.

"You guys are no fun," Raph sighed and left the medbay.

Eventually, after about a minute of silence, Leo whispered "...I think we're bad people," before the silence returned.

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This is the first of about 30 lol; will be posting them all here eventually

Also just something I'm participating in on Tumblr

(prepare for a flood tonight of everything I've been working on in the background)