Wonderful, just what I wanted to deal with today. Another wreckage of another spaceship piloted by another captain with more ego than common sense. Why would you even fly this close to the ground? Who are you trying to impress? What are you trying to prove? Do they even care that they just cost their superior’s superior’s superiors more money than I’ve ever seen? No of course not, they have another wild story to tell at the bar. Why should they care when they get to walk away from their bloody mess and some do nothing crew of mechanics and failed pilots like us will take clean it up. Regular schmucks like us will fix this ship or prep them another one if this one is toast for good. Why hold the star quarterback accountable for their actions when you have the JV team that you can throw under the bus to protect him. Well let me tell you something. I’m not doing this shit ever again. Mark my words. Before this happens again I will either finally get promoted to a flight crew or quit, and let me tell you right now wether I’m sent on a mission or I steal one of these bad boys for the ride home you’re all going to be cleaning up after my mess. I’m going to laugh and walk away while John Paul and George have to pick up all the scraps. Why are you looking at me like that? You can’t be that surprised, you must know it’s my dream to crash the ships not fix them. Is it not yours? Is it not all of ours? Seriously why are you staring? Why do you look horrified? Is muscles for brains behind me right now? What are you pointing to? Are you even listening to me?! I just want to vent, you must be sick of this shit to. I was going to listen to you next. Another ship just crashed in the distance? They can’t possibly expect me to be there, I’m still dealing with this disaster-piece from this morning. Surely they know we are already.. and that’s my phone.. I’m out. What do you think bud, ever want to steal and or crash one of these bad boys?