Ass on shore feet dangling in the deep end

I don’t know how to swim but I know how to pretend

Until the guy who I thought was my friend

Gave me a push over the edge

Legs all around but nothing in reach

Just keep swimming is what dory preached

But that’s not what saved me that day

This girl from history who I wanted to be bae

Decided to put her certification to use

Get saved by my crush, I could see the abuse

She breathed into me when she’s usually taking mine away

Although I was near death, this is where I wanted to stay

I came through with my friends all around

But I couldn’t help my boner I saw when I looked down

And I thought to myself “she should have just let me drown”