Breaking news! Billionaire Tony Brown has just been found after being lost for 2 years in heat of the deserted islands while on a vacation trip to Japan. This is his story…

“Tony how are you doing back there?” Says the pilot.

“Fine, now shut up and drive!” Says Tony.

Tony was trying to play solitaire and was getting quite annoyed by his pilot checking in on him. All of the sudden, the plane just stops.

“Ahh Tony!” Says the pilot in fear.

“Not now! Shut up!” Responds Tony in naive of the situation.

“Tony!”

“I already said shut up!”

Then the plane reaches the water and Tony now understands the situation. He crawls out of his private plane and climbs to the wing about to sink underwater. Tony notices the island in the distance and vegans his swim. Once he makes it to the beach he rings out his wet clothes right before he goes crashing to the ground in exhaustion.

“Where am I?” Tony asks himself.

Tony looks up to see the palm trees blocking him from the boiling hot Sun. Tony, once rested enough, gets up to feel the blazing force of the sun.

“Someone will find me! Yeah someone will find me! I’m too important to be left here. Well I guess I better settle in.” Tony lies to himself.

Tony then spends the rest of the day trying to make a hit to sleep in. He is unsuccessful and tries his best to sleep under the trees. He wakes up the next day with a cramp in his back and a dehydrated throat.

“Guess I wasn’t dreaming.” Tony says depressingly to himself.

Tony goes exploring for a while to find some clean drinking water. After 2 hours of searching, he finds a little creek. Tony was too thirsty to inspect the water until he saw a ripple go under the water. Then an crocodile jumps up at him and barely misses him. Tony then, in his best effort, tried to climb up a tree nearby. Tony would have died if the crocodile wasn’t already chasing a deer-like animal. After a few days of adaption, Tony had reach a mad point to where he talked to the trees.

A few years later, Tony had become a skilled hunter and island survivalist. He still wanted off the island. He then makes a “raft” and tries sailing out beyond the island, but is crashed down near the end of the reef he was at. Tony had finally given up. He knew he was to spend the rest of his life on the island.

Then, out of nowhere, he hears,”Sir? Are you ok?”

Tony looks up to see a crew of men all with cameras and diving suits. Tony had never smiled so big before. He immediately ran towards them and hugged them. They eventually returned and medicated Tony back to health and got him back to a “normal state”. He for some reason then changed his name to Micah and was brought to an insane people treatment camp in Florida. Where he would remain until he broke out and went was brought to prison to where he still remains.