Hi I am Richard Rollins. WWIII veteran and not so recent suicide attempt victim. I was saved on the bridge of San Francisco by a young girl who went by the name of Chloe Collins where we recently moved to Florida together to be out of the gang violence. What are the chances of finding someone with a name that rhymes with yours. Well she helped me get into the police academy because she thought tha...

Breaking news! Billionaire Tony Brown has just been found after being lost for 2 years in heat of the deserted islands while on a vacation trip to Japan. This is his story…

“Tony how are you doing back there?” Says the pilot.

“Fine, now shut up and drive!” Says Tony.

Tony was trying to play solitaire and was getting quite annoyed by his pilot checking in on him. All of the sudden, the plane just ...

My name is Doctor King and I was walking through the mental institute of Florida where they keep all the insane people at a building with the most prettiest hedges with pink flowers sprinkled all throughout the bushes. I was walking to the hospital section where we scan their brains and a guy by the name of Micah was murmuring in his sleep. What I heard shocked me.

“Once I find that darn girl Oliv...

So I was waking down from school when these bullies found me and started to mug me.

“Give is your money!” They said

“No! I need it! My mom is in debt and is sick!” I said

“Francois, just give the money before we pound you into a pulp!”

Then all the sudden a blast of light shot through me and I was at a port.

I ran up to a man and said,” Hello sir? Can you tell me where I am.”

He replies,” Your in...

“Silence,

It is all I hear,

The nothingness that follows it,

And the white walls of the room. I have learned to like solitary confinement, I mean I’ve been in here for sometime now. I wonder what in the world os happening right now. Heck WWIII could be in progress and I’d be stuck in here unable to fight. I’m grateful I can finally speak to someone other than myself. Where do I start:

My name is ...

I was at the restaurant when it happened. I was minding my own business and over the radio I hear,” Drafting has initiated…WWIII is getting deadly, the Russian and Chinese Armenia have taken Alaska. France has surrendered. And North Korea and Taliban have join in the war. This is a sad day for America.” We all looked around in fear for our names to be called. My girl friend looks at me and says,” ...

I woke up hearing a large ear-shattering explosion. I look up to see a mushroom cloud coming from Chernobyl.

“CHERNOBYL EXPLODED! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!” Said a random civilian....

Once upon a time, a young girl was on her family farm playing with some chickens and her pet dog. Then, coming from a nuclear weapons testing plant, is a glow in the dark chicken.

“Hello there! What’s your name!” Calls out the girl.

The chicken just stares at her, emotionless. The young girl then bends over to pick up the chicken until all of the sudden, the chicken jumps up and pecks her on the ...