Hi I am Richard Rollins. WWIII veteran and not so recent suicide attempt victim. I was saved on the bridge of San Francisco by a young girl who went by the name of Chloe Collins where we recently moved to Florida together to be out of the gang violence. What are the chances of finding someone with a name that rhymes with yours. Well she helped me get into the police academy because she thought that I could use my skills somewhere else other than in the waters under the bridge. I graduated top of my class and am ready to rumble. “10 200 at the construction site I repeat! 10 200 at the construction site. Does anybody copy?” Says the radio. “10 4.” I said as I started my sirens and began rushing to the scene. When I got there, their was a man in the roof holding a hostage. “Don’t make another move!” said the Man with a New Jersey accent.” Or this little kid will get the pavement!” The kid whimpered and I knew he was serious. “Put down the kid! Now!” I shouted to him. The sun now was blazing into my eyes and could only see his outline. He responded with,”Oh yeah? Or what?” I had no clue what to say until he followed up with,”You don’t remember me? You don’t remember me! You were always that way!” “I have no idea what your talking about!” “You wouldn’t get it! You never get it!” He said before he dropped the young child. The next day… I woke up to a nightmare about the kid. His small naive eyes, his blonde long hair, and his chubby little cheeks that had freckles stretched across like a spider web. I got up with minimum sleep and did my regular routine to get ready for work. I drove to the police station to check up on what that guy meant about knowing me. So I spent the next 2 hours examining every arrest ever made until Chloe came in the room and said,” see that criminal has been keeping you on the highs.” “Sure has.” I replied. “Why don’t you after your shift come to my house? To study these later, because now we got another murder.” “Another?” We then proceeded to get in the car to drive to the crime scene, it was a fire station. “Obvious murder. Done by a 5’7 sized person as seen by the position of the bullet holes. Right handed as seen also by the bullets entry way.” Says the detective. “Wow. You amaze me again bill.” I said. “Yeah how’d you get that good at being a detective?” Chloe asked. “You’ll never understand.” Bill responded. “So who’s our obvious suspect?” I asked. “We have a lead on a cereal killer named Micah in the area. But nobody else if we are to be wrong.” “Oh well. I guess works over for the day seeing as though it’s noon. I guess I’ll text you Chole in a bit to eat dinner?” “That would be lovely.” She responded. A few hours later. I arrived at Chloe’s house to find her organizing the kitchen to reveal a basket of fried chicken, not the most formal of foods but still tasty. As I sat down with my chicken I notice Chloe was curling her blonde hair. She was trying to seduce me. After we talked a bit at the table we moved to the couch. “And then Francois started crying!” I joked. “Hahaha.” Chloe said. “ you have the prettiest blue eyes I’ve ever seen.” “Thank you” Chloe and I then leaned in to kiss all to be interrupted with a radio to have all police in the district to meet at this address, they found Micah. Once me and Chloe were in her car, we arrived in no time to find what seems like a huge drug bust to see Micah. I finally notice him. We were brothers. After I got drafted I thought he died in the gang violence. Though I got to bring him to the supermax prison, he promised me this “I will never be gone!”

Breaking news! Billionaire Tony Brown has just been found after being lost for 2 years in heat of the deserted islands while on a vacation trip to Japan. This is his story…

“Tony how are you doing back there?” Says the pilot. “Fine, now shut up and drive!” Says Tony. Tony was trying to play solitaire and was getting quite annoyed by his pilot checking in on him. All of the sudden, the plane just stops. “Ahh Tony!” Says the pilot in fear. “Not now! Shut up!” Responds Tony in naive of the situation. “Tony!” “I already said shut up!” Then the plane reaches the water and Tony now understands the situation. He crawls out of his private plane and climbs to the wing about to sink underwater. Tony notices the island in the distance and vegans his swim. Once he makes it to the beach he rings out his wet clothes right before he goes crashing to the ground in exhaustion. “Where am I?” Tony asks himself. Tony looks up to see the palm trees blocking him from the boiling hot Sun. Tony, once rested enough, gets up to feel the blazing force of the sun. “Someone will find me! Yeah someone will find me! I’m too important to be left here. Well I guess I better settle in.” Tony lies to himself. Tony then spends the rest of the day trying to make a hit to sleep in. He is unsuccessful and tries his best to sleep under the trees. He wakes up the next day with a cramp in his back and a dehydrated throat. “Guess I wasn’t dreaming.” Tony says depressingly to himself. Tony goes exploring for a while to find some clean drinking water. After 2 hours of searching, he finds a little creek. Tony was too thirsty to inspect the water until he saw a ripple go under the water. Then an crocodile jumps up at him and barely misses him. Tony then, in his best effort, tried to climb up a tree nearby. Tony would have died if the crocodile wasn’t already chasing a deer-like animal. After a few days of adaption, Tony had reach a mad point to where he talked to the trees.

A few years later, Tony had become a skilled hunter and island survivalist. He still wanted off the island. He then makes a “raft” and tries sailing out beyond the island, but is crashed down near the end of the reef he was at. Tony had finally given up. He knew he was to spend the rest of his life on the island. Then, out of nowhere, he hears,”Sir? Are you ok?” Tony looks up to see a crew of men all with cameras and diving suits. Tony had never smiled so big before. He immediately ran towards them and hugged them. They eventually returned and medicated Tony back to health and got him back to a “normal state”. He for some reason then changed his name to Micah and was brought to an insane people treatment camp in Florida. Where he would remain until he broke out and went was brought to prison to where he still remains.

My name is Doctor King and I was walking through the mental institute of Florida where they keep all the insane people at a building with the most prettiest hedges with pink flowers sprinkled all throughout the bushes. I was walking to the hospital section where we scan their brains and a guy by the name of Micah was murmuring in his sleep. What I heard shocked me. “Once I find that darn girl Olivia, I’m going to kill her!” I heard in a muffled voice. This brought terror throughout my body as I had an ex wife named Olivia. I thought,”This can’t be the same Olivia…right?” I tossed and turned in bed as I lived with this knowledge in my head. The next day I wasn’t sure wether or not to tell anybody. On one hand, he could have just been joking. I mean he is in a mental institute after all. But on the other hand, he sounded so serious when saying this. I decided at lunch to find this Micah character. I searched all throughout the compound and kept searching through the files. Finally I found his file. Micah Prestridge; Born on February 2, 1993 in Tulsa, Oklahoma. But when I got to his real ease forms, that scared me “Cured.”It said in that box. “I need to find Olivia.” I said out loud. After work I rushed to Olivia’s house. I ran up her steps and knocked on the door. She then comes out with a 20 gage shotgun and points it to my head and says,”You have 20 second before I blow you sky high.” “I heard something. You were to be murdered by Micah Prestridge.” I said. “Micah? He is my other ex. I just committed to the Florida institute-“ she said before we heard a shriek from the neighbors. We barged in to find a dead body with a sticky note on it that said,” Your next.” A shiver went down our spine. She invited me in. The place look as it did when I left her so I went to my room to find a child sleeping in a car bed. “Oh I forgot to mention. That’s Micah’s kid, Johnny. I just won him in the divorce.” Olivia said. “No wonder he’s trying to kill us.” I responded. Then we heard a bust of a window which caused both of us to rush down stairs to find a brick with another sticky note that said,”I only want Johnny.” Then out of the Shadows I hear,” I only want Johnny!” It was Micah. He was wearing a plain orange t shirt with long blue Jeans and a bloody knife in his right hand. “Just give me Johnny and I’ll be on my way.” He said starting to approach us. “No you lost him in court.” Olivia responded. Micah then rushed Olivia but before he could stab her I tackled him to the ground and began beating him. He got up and ran out the doorway and would have gotten away if we didn’t previously call the cops and reported the dead body. He was surrounded by tons of police cars and a helicopter. After he was apprehended the cop came over and said,”You found the great apple! Famous serial killer with 43 now 44 accounts of murder. And a $30,000 dollar bounty! We will mail in your cash as soon as possible. We would like to thank you for your courageousness in tackling him.” “Thank you!” I said. Olivia then approached me and said,” Thanks for saving me back their.” She then before I could respond kissed me on the lips and we got back together and lived happily ever after, The End…?

So I was waking down from school when these bullies found me and started to mug me. “Give is your money!” They said “No! I need it! My mom is in debt and is sick!” I said “Francois, just give the money before we pound you into a pulp!” Then all the sudden a blast of light shot through me and I was at a port. I ran up to a man and said,” Hello sir? Can you tell me where I am.” He replies,” Your in Queenstown. You wanna board the titanic with me? I have an extra ticket.” “Wee wee but sir” I said with a tremble in my voice,” what is the date?” “ April 11, 1912. Why do you ask?” I had chills sent down my back, so much so that I boarded the ship and forgot about the fate that was to accompany me. The cruise was pretty nice except for the fact I had second class and could feel the ship sway and turn. Then I saw her, Isabella. She was a black-haired girl with the prettiest green eyes which sparkled like emeralds. “ Hi Isabella. I’m Francois Toussaint of France.” I said to her. “Hi Francois, how’s your day?” Isabella responded. We began to talk for the rest of the day. The next day I woke up and immediately ran to her room. “O’ Isabella where art thou.” I said to her door. She opens the door and says,” Shakespeare reader I see, I also liked Romeo and Juliet. To bad I didn’t pack it with me before getting on this darn Titanic.” Then it hit me. I was on a ship destined to sink in the freezing ocean. I needed to get off this ship. But Isabella. I could leave her. I needed to confess. “Isabella I need to tell you something.” I said in a shaky tone. “Yes?” She replies. “I like you.” I said. I stupidly said. Why did I say what was on my mind. “Oh. I kinda feel the same way I suppose.” “Their’s something else I need to confess.” “What else do you have to say to me?” “I’m from the future. And this boat is to sink. We need be off this cursed ship.” “Wait really? WAIT REALLY? We need off this ship! We need to tell the crew.” We both rushed to the captains quarters in a blind panic. “Sir we need to get off the ship. Most of us won’t make it!” I said. The crew chuckled at my request and said,” Yeah and I’m the king of Ireland.” he laughed. We both knew what was to come of this, we were screwed. We made our way back to the room depressed. “We are dead. Theirs nothing we can do.” Isabella sighed. “Their is something we can do.” I said “What.”

The next day we woke up and immediately knew what was to happen today, death day. The day of no return. Our final hour. We both did as much stuff as we could because we weren’t able to wait till 18 to drink. That night we stayed above deck and watched our final sunset. “Beautiful. Isn’t it? Just like you.” I said as I ran my finger through her hair. Isabella blushed,” Yeah I suppose. Maybe we could try to steal one of the life boats and-“ “No. They’d stop us even before we got the boat in the water.” “Burr is cold out here, forget it sometimes.” “Yeah.” I said starting to become more and more depressed with each word. Then it hit. A big screech which hurt our ears so bad. We were at the place in which we would be safe… until it sink fully into the water. “Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye Than twenty of their swords: look thou but sweet, And I am proof against their enmity.” I quoted. “I would not for the world they saw thee here.” Isabella said before we kissed for the very last time. Before we touched the water, the great light flashed upon me and Isabella as we are transported away back to my place in time. “We survived? WE SURVIVED!” I shouted. Isabella looked outside at the Eiffel Tower and present day France. “Isn’t it beautiful?” I asked her. “Indeed, but I should be dead. My family, all down below the sea floor without me.” She responded. We then overhear on the radio,” France has just joined WWIII!”

Fin

“Silence, It is all I hear, The nothingness that follows it, And the white walls of the room. I have learned to like solitary confinement, I mean I’ve been in here for sometime now. I wonder what in the world os happening right now. Heck WWIII could be in progress and I’d be stuck in here unable to fight. I’m grateful I can finally speak to someone other than myself. Where do I start: My name is Tommy Maclean and I was making my way downtown to the supermarket. I don’t remember what I was instructed to get, but that’s besides the point. When I was about to enter the supermarket, BANG! I came crashing down with another person who had just robbed the store. The cops came and found me with him and said,” Your under arrest!” I was grateful until they arrested me instead of the guy! I had said stuff like,” it wasn’t me!” and “is this a joke?” But nonetheless I was sentenced five years in jail for armed robbery. The going was good until my cell mate became restless, annoying, mad. He drove me insane with his constant screaming in the night and poking me from the bottom of my bunk. One night, I had enough. He was sleeping sound asleep, for once, and had no care in the world. I then soundlessly got down off my bunk and gripped his throat. He woke up to find me strangling him, but it was worthless. I saw as the light in his eyes faded away so I dropped him…dead. The next morning the guards found me over his body and took me to solitary confinement and gave 2 more years in prison. This was a living dream in that white room. At first I was creeped out, but after a while I began to like it. When my time was up I even bagged to be put back there. I then knew what I had to do. I punched the guard and ran back into the cell and closed the door. “He really has gone mad” said the guards which I didn’t believe. So I stayed in their for longer, and longer, and longer, and longer until I felt all pain leave my body and I had reached full insaness, I had spent most of my 7 year sentence in that cell and once I was let out, I couldn’t bear it. I loved that room and it loved me. That room spoke to me with sweet loving words which wrapped around me like a snake. I tried to create that room in my moms house which I resided, but it wasn’t the same. I then asked her to commit me. She bawled after I said those words but I knew that it would be for the best. And that is where I am at now”. He said to the wall as if it was his friend. That event was 13 years ago and he was stayed their motionless ever since. The doctors knew what was need to be done but were to scared of him. So one day they took him and released him on death row where he would finally be out of his misery.

Addiction can lead to your demise.

I was at the restaurant when it happened. I was minding my own business and over the radio I hear,” Drafting has initiated…WWIII is getting deadly, the Russian and Chinese Armenia have taken Alaska. France has surrendered. And North Korea and Taliban have join in the war. This is a sad day for America.” We all looked around in fear for our names to be called. My girl friend looks at me and says,” please god…please. Don’t do this to me.” She then started to weep. “ Katrina, don’t worry. I don’t think I am to be drafted.” One hour later “Richard Rollins!” Said the drafts man. My girlfriend went to me and hugged me saying’” goodbye and I love you and all that stuff” as I rode away to WWIII. Boot camp wasn’t that much fun, but I knew that America needed me… Katrina needed me. Finally we got to our first battle on the coast of China. At this point it was Russia,China,Taliban, and North Korea vs. USA, South Korea, Turkey, and Japan. So we were with tons of Japanese soldiers on the coast. We had won our first fight and I successfully killed 4 men. Our second fight was a few months later when we were dumped with Turkish troops on the border of the Taliban and were just told to “go from city to city conquering until we get to the other side, any resistance will lead to death, so you understand maggots!” “Sir yes sir!” We all said Their was roughly about 2,000 of us all loaded with ARs and 200 bullets each with a side pistol if we were to run out of ammo…only 16 shots for it. 3 days into our conquest and we make it to our first city, it was a charming little town and many of them already hated the Taliban and were open to helping us as much so as to let us stay a few days and rest up. Even sending some of their men with us making the total about 2,100 soldiers. Then we make it to our first fight, thousands of Taliban soldiers had guns aimed at our little militia of men. We were at a standstill, a staring contest, a shoot off. Then, it happened, someone fired and all hell broke loose. Bullets everywhere the eye could see. Explosions, dead bodies galore, it was madness. We had luckily won the fight with 128 of our original men and 4 Taliban rebels. We walked back the rest of the way and learned that a peace treaty had been signed saying that North Korea owns all of the Korean Peninsula, China owns a few Japanese islands, and America owns a few Russian islands and a agreement saying that nuclear bombs are outlawed, the Bill of Booms. After 2 battles, we were finally able to go home. The plane back was a nightmare as it was a cargo plane filled full of sweaty men. After 12 hours of flying we are on American territory and are shipped back home. The boat ride back was a little better… a little better. Now we are at least on a non-shaky vessel, but we were still cramped into that largo boat. Final after what felt like a century I made it to San Francisco, my home city. When I got home, the house was empty, no one had even cleaned up or was here to greet me. Something was off. I drove back down to the police station to ask about my family being gone. “I’m sorry sir, but they died. A gang dispute happened and their were no survivors, your house was the territorial dispute.” Said the police officer. Those words. Those words as sharp as glass pierced me like a bullet. “Katrina, mom, dad.” I bawled on the floor. I walked home to see where all the bullet holes were at. I then walked to the cemetery to see their gravestones. I then walked to the bridge. I had a dispute on whether or not to jump off. I had nothing to loose. But then, I hear,” are you ok sir?” Said a middle aged women. “No.” I sniffled” My life as just flown away.” “Here come with me, I also lost someone to that war.” We then walked away happily ever after.

It’s always ok to ask. Don’t commit suicide, their’s always someone watching out for you.

I woke up hearing a large ear-shattering explosion. I look up to see a mushroom cloud coming from Chernobyl. “CHERNOBYL EXPLODED! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!” Said a random civilian.

Once upon a time, a young girl was on her family farm playing with some chickens and her pet dog. Then, coming from a nuclear weapons testing plant, is a glow in the dark chicken. “Hello there! What’s your name!” Calls out the girl. The chicken just stares at her, emotionless. The young girl then bends over to pick up the chicken until all of the sudden, the chicken jumps up and pecks her on the head! “OOWWWW! MOMMA! HELP!” Cried the scared and hurt little girl. Then, like a stampede of elephants, her family rushes down to her now fainted body. They soon take her to the hospital where the doctors can’t find anything wrong with her. The little girls family then shouts” MY LITTLE GIRL ABBY IS PARALYZED! YOU CAN DO SOMETHING!” Says the mother. The doctor responds“Tone it down their women, we are trying our best to-“ “TRYING YOUR BEST IS IT?” “M’am chill out or we will have to call security.” “OH I’LL CHILL OUT WHEN MY LITTLE ANGEL IS UP AND RUNNING AGAIN!” “Security!” A few moments later, the authorities take the women out of the hospital. Meanwhile, Abby after 1 day of rest is up and moving again and is now experiencing sleep paralysis. A few years into the future… “Abby! Come here sugar!” Shouts the jock. “Get away from me! Please! Someone help!” Shouts Abby. The boy then catches Abby and puts him in his van and takes her to his house. “Let me go!” Punches the jock. “OW!” Shouts the jock. He then pushes Abby back and knocks her unconscious. She wakes up paralyzed in a strangers home with another girl. “Your awake! Hi I’m Maddie! We are both on the swim team!” Says Maddie “Where are we?” Says Abby “Practically slavery. I’ve been in this cage for some time. Many like you have came through, but none have stayed as long as me.” Suddenly, a group of men walk in discussing something involving money. “Why should we get them? Their racks are practically nothingness. How to we know they aren’t men?” Said man one. “Yeah! I like mine huge. They are super flat” said man two. “ We’re out of here!” Said man one as they left. Suddenly the police bust through the door and I pass out. When I wake up, I’m in the hospital unable to move. The doctor walks in and says,” welcome to the super mutants program. I am Prof. Behavior and I will be your teacher and help you advance your abilities to become super hero’s.” “Do what?” Says the half asleep Abby. “You have much to learn…in the meantime Maddie will be your babysitter.” Maddie walks in and says” We are going to have so much fun! Aren’t you excited!” “Sure but what about my family? My friends? My scholarly career?” Says Abby in a drunken state. “ I’m sorry I have to be the one to inform you of this, but they are dead. Says the Prof. “WHAT!” Says Abby. “Yeah…car wreaks got to them both somehow. Hmm…such a coincidence. So are you ready? If you are take my hand and we will turn you into a hero!” Abby then takes the hand.