“Oh look, the brides going to come out now”

“Yes, I know JUDY”

“Alright, chill BORIS”

“Oh shut up-“

“That’s not the right bride”

“What?”

“That’s not my friend”

“Well sure it is, y-you’re just being delusional”

“Nope. I know that my friend is definitely not a ginger”

“Um. Well…”

“You drove us to the wrong church”

“What church DID you say?”

“Jabrilabong”

“I thought you said Godzillabong”

“You actual dingbat”