“Hey, hey. Please?” I try. Nothing. No response. She doesn’t move.

“Just. Move a bit. A tiny bit. Please.”

Nothing.

“Just- A tiny tiny bit. The slightest movement.”

Nothing.

The damn cat just yawns right in my face and goes back to sleep. Worse yet, I can’t bring myself to move her. So she’s just gonna stay on my chest all night, great. Thanks cat.