My uncle is useless. Ever since he lost his wife he has started drinking. And it’s not like the normal adult where they go out to parties and clubs and drink, it’s the type of adult where he buys loads of bottles from the shop and sits in his living room watching depressing tv and drinking non stop all day. The only time he moves out of that chair is when he has run out of vodka or whiskey or well whatever it is he drinks.

Today my parents were going away for a romantic weekend so that meant I was stuck with my drunken uncle.

When I got there he was kind of sober but you could tell he has already drank loads. Anyway walking in he just smiled and then went back to his usual thing. Honestly I couldn’t be bothered to deal with it so I went upstairs to the room I usually stay in.

After a few hours I went downstairs to get something to eat. All I could find in the fridge was bread and turkey so I decided to make myself a couple of turkey sandwiches. Walking past the living room I noticed he was out cold. I kind of panicked.

Lucky enough I heard some sort of trick you could do to wake someone up. You get a hot knife and hold it against a cloth on their forehead. I have no idea if this works but I’m gonna try.

10 mins later... nope ok that didn’t work. Well I’m outta ideas. Oh well he’s useless I’m not gonna bother waking him up. I’m going to bed.