He Said She Said

- She said they’re done.


Oh, really?


- Yep. It’s true.


And he?

Did have something to say too?


- He said he said he loved her, but the story had to end.


She said they could never be anything more than simply awkward distant friends!


- She said he said that it would never work.


He said she said she called him a blatant loser and a dork!


- No.


No?


- No. She said she never said those words, he said she said.


Oh. Did he say that she said much else? Like maybe go and fu-


- He said she said he said she did, but I’m not quite sure.


Well, we can ask her when

we get there, you know?


- She is a gossiper.


He said she said you’d say that!


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