• She said they’re done.

  Oh, really?

• Yep. It’s true.

  And he?

Did have something to say too?

• He said he said he loved her, but the story had to end.

  She said they could never be anything more than simply awkward distant friends!

• She said he said that it would never work.

  He said she said she called him a blatant loser and a dork!

• No.

  No?
  

• No. She said she never said those words, he said she said.

Oh. Did he say that she said much else? Like maybe go and fu-

• He said she said he said she did, but I’m not quite sure.

  Well, we can ask her when

we get there, you know?

• She is a gossiper.

He said she said you’d say that!

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