- She said they’re done.

Oh, really?

- Yep. It’s true.

And he?

Did have something to say too?

- He said he said he loved her, but the story had to end.

She said they could never be anything more than simply awkward distant friends!

- She said he said that it would never work.

He said she said she called him a blatant loser and a dork!

- No.

No?

- No. She said she never said those words, he said she said.

Oh. Did he say that she said much else? Like maybe go and fu-

- He said she said he said she did, but I’m not quite sure.

Well, we can ask her when

we get there, you know?

- She is a gossiper.

He said she said you’d say that!

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