Your fingernails,

Your eyelashes,

So beautiful, yes.

The way you pick your nose,

Both nostrils at once,

Make me love you more and more every time.

Your pessimistic view of the world,

How you hate my face,

It’s all so lovely to me.

Seeing you chew with your mouth open,

Burp loudly when we have dinner with friends,

With your oversized neck and bald spots,

My love, you have no idea what you do to me.