“Honey, the toast.”

“It’s your toast not mine”

“I’m tired, just get the toast!”

“Don’t speak to me like that!”

“I can speak to you however I like!”

“Your mother would be ashamed if she heard you.”

“No, she’d tell you to get the damn toast!”

“What’s with your erratic behavior today?”

“I’m tired. I want the beeping to stop. Get. The. Toast.”

“You get the toast!”

“Fine I’ll get the toast! Next time you work long hours I’ll make YOU get your own toast! Oh wait, you don’t work!”

…

“Honey?”

“What.”

“The toast is burnt.”

“Yeah, I’m surprised it didn’t ignite the whole kitchen.”

“This wouldn’t have happened if you got the toast.”

“It’s your toast!”