The genie looked at the two weary explorers with confusion as they rambled to each other

“But…pizza cookie…”

“Are you seriously gonna waste your wish on a Pizza cookie…A…PIZZA COOKIE??!!”

“Well why not?”

“We literally traveled miles upon miles…traversed literal MOUNTAINS AND VALLEYS… heck we even passed through the desert and don’t even REMIND ME of what we had to do to stay hydrated”

“Well when you put it like that…I guess a pizza cookie is a rather minuscule reward for our journey…”

“Now you’re thinking big brained”

“Therefore… I wish for TWO PIZZA COOKIES!!!”

“Yea get two…WAIT WHAT!..MAT NO!”