Oh to be sitting in a shop keepers shop

As a man rammed into the door.

He told the shopkeeper “my eyesight is poor”

The shopkeeper replied “oh really,

Who would have thought you couldn’t see clearly.”

Oh to be sitting at a shopkeepers shop

As a woman opens the door and just starts to talk.

A while later, she said “i hope I’m not talking to much.”

The shopkeeper replied “of course not,

you’ve been as quiet as a newborn baby”

Oh to be sitting at a shop keepers shop

As people do the strangest things then act like it was not.

He tells a truth that most would ignore in its fainted kindness

In this way he’s never lost a paying customer

Not even me, a Simple watcher