It is what it is .we die, they cry. The next day the news goes on as usual, the sun shines as usual , . 6 am the alarm clock rings as usual. Then they are off to work, as usual.Next day they are commuting in car or train to work. ,. They are wondering about the days they took off for the funeral. They’re thinking, is that considered sick days? Will they take that away from vacation time? They can’...

When I see your face upon me, and I see how much you care, just to get a little kiss I would just follow you anywhere. unfortunately, when I got to see you, you did look despair. He had met another woman, so why the heck did you make me travel all this way and you could’ve told me on the phone?...

Here is an ode

To these dear small objects.

Oh how you lighten my load!

I love your dear, white, round concepts.

To that dear tiny, pale oval,

Split in half with a thin line,

But let me make you a proposal:

You let me keep my sanity ‘cause it’s MINE!

To that dear little shape!

You are my favourite best friend,

You give me some escape,

And I will loathe you to the very end.

To that dear monster...

Oh, Marvelous.

Oh, Wonderful.

It’s _everyone’s _favorite thing.

It’s tea.

Oh, how _amazing _it is.

Too amazing to be _real!_

I _totally _understand why _everyone _simply loves it.

It’s just .**So. Darn. Amazing!**...

The rip

That strips itself from its pair

Oh how you keep sneakers together

Oh how you keep baseball gloves together

So useful you are Velcro

You make the world go round

But I’m a flat Earther

And I don’t belive the Earth is round...

To the men and women who care

only for themselves and the state

of their bank accounts

Who make the incredible sacrifice

to manipulate stories in honor

of favor to personal agenda

The path is lined with roses

for our dear countrymen

who choose to save us

by sending us to space,

funding billions instead

of feeding millions

Personal glory and gain

never looked so heroic

than it does t...

Oh, how glorious it is.

Such nourishing for young minds, hail the system and it’s time.

Six hours a day of pure knowledge. What more could you ask for as an aspiring child?

Bright floresent lights to keep your mind wide. Words being writing and erased in short time.

Oh, how much I’ve always wanted to know of the acute triangles, for when I become a librarian in the future. Such topic prevokes...

We are gathered here today in homage I’m told

For a man who most recent passed on

while I just ventured in to escape from the cold

On my walk that had started at dawn

With that I confess from that to this other

That the week should begin on such a tilt

Even more and yet still, this man that was kilt

Is no stranger in fact he’s my brother

Now before you look on, to me all aghast

Estranged we have...

Oh what suspense, the bomb’s about to blow

The timer ticks, my heart puts on a show

But here’s a Tide ad—gripping, apropos

I’d rather be clothes washing—how’d you know?

Last minute confession before they’re through

Wait! Farmer’s Dog dog-food service debuts?

Sorry Fido, your old favorite must go!

I love subscriptions it seems—how’d you know?

The hero leaps, the plane begins to dive

Wendy’s new F...

I use you for sitting.

Men have a lot to say about that.

_Sit down and shut up!_

_Why don't you get up off your fat ass?_

It’s always a struggle, figuring out

what a man really wants from you.

“A heart-shaped ass is best,” he told me.

My love handles sort of make mine an

Upside-down obtuse triangle.

I wish more than anything that the sharp

Errors of my angles could be rounded

Into something attr...