Man: Babe what did you put in this food

Women: It’s just normal food

Man: NO it isn’t it tastes weird

Women: Ok well I spent all day cooking it so you could at least be somewhat great full

Man: IT’S HORRIBLE WTF did you put in it

Women: I DIDNT PUT SHIT IN IT OK

Man: Stop fucking lying WTF DID YOU PUT IN IT

Women: ( she strikes the man and picks up the spoon and try’s the food herself)

Man: You see what I am talking about

Women: Babe this isn’t our spoon

Man: What do you mean

Women:I have never seen a spoon like this before

Man: What???

Women: It’s not even a spoon

Man: What??

Women: BABE it is a fork

Man: You got to be fu……..