I ate an hotdog It was good I ate a pizza roll It was good I ate a pizza It was good I ate a salad It was good I ate a steak It was good I ate a $15000 waygu steak with a side of 1000 year old wine and hand crafted French fries It was okay

Man: Babe what did you put in this food Women: It’s just normal food Man: NO it isn’t it tastes weird Women: Ok well I spent all day cooking it so you could at least be somewhat great full Man: IT’S HORRIBLE WTF did you put in it Women: I DIDNT PUT SHIT IN IT OK Man: Stop fucking lying WTF DID YOU PUT IN IT Women: ( she strikes the man and picks up the spoon and try’s the food herself) Man: You see what I am talking about Women: Babe this isn’t our spoon Man: What do you mean Women:I have never seen a spoon like this before Man: What??? Women: It’s not even a spoon Man: What?? Women: BABE it is a fork Man: You got to be fu……..

This is set a night in a lake Carla: RUN RUN Josh( the protagonist) docks his boat and starts to run from a mysterious creature and doesn’t see his friend Carla, although he hears her screams Josh: Carla where are you. The monster disappears and Carla appears Carla: I’m right here Carla: We must run away before it gets us Carla: Wait it’s gone I think we might be safe Josh: Said sadly, Carla the monster your looking for is….. A tree falls and Josh and Carla start running again Josh: Carla please stop Carla: What do you mean Josh. Josh: You’re the… The monster comes back and picks Josh up and runs with him and Carla is left behind Josh: stop please stop Carla: No please don’t take him Josh: Carla, Run run run Carla: not without you Josh The monster slams Josh into a tree and Josh is heavily injured and the monster disappears, yet Carla is not in site Josh: Carla Carla Carla Carla Carla: Josh what happened Josh: CARLA STOP YOU ARE THE… The monster reappears but Josh is not backing down Josh: CARLA YOU ARE THE MONSTE…. The monster strikes Josh and the strike kills him.The monster disappears and Carla reappears Carla: No Josh I tried to help you but you just couldn’t stop. You just had to anger the monster inside of me. The Monster Carla walks out of the forest and informs the authorities about Josh’s death. She still is out there with the monster inside of her.

I think of myself as a poet While others might not I know it I write everyday About the things do Whether it’s riding a canoe Or tying my shoe Riding a horse Or playing on a golf course Whether people like it or not I think of myself as a poet And I know it I love writing poems I would really like people to know em’ I love readings books They are like fish hooks They grab on to me And don’t let me flee I am a poet And I know it I love Edgar Allen Poe’s writings They are great site to see Especially when your trying to flee From the crowd of people Saying I’m not a poet in upheaval Yet no matter what they think I am a poet And I know it.