Donʻt eat the Mike & Ikes they say,

But I ate them anyway.

I ate when I was so thirsty

And then they shook my hands.

This is a game-

You do things daily to keep yourself alive

And go about your merry way,

Enjoying life and

Living to the fullest.

Donʻt eat the Mike & Ikes they say,

Theyʻll make your blood flow wonky

Youʻll fall and glitch and have an itch

Theyʻll pound your head like sausage.

No way to fix your blood-o-meter

When the machineʻs out

Your dadʻs making more machines

But at work heʻs still about.

You eat a banana

And stop passing out

But your head

Begins

To glitch.