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AlfredDaButler
Just keepin it weezy
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AlfredDaButler
Just keepin it weezy
Just keepin it weezy
Just keepin it weezy
“As the police circle around an armed robbery site, the criminals engaged in the crime begin to flee. The police quickly leap out of their vehicle’s and begin to rob the shop themselves. This shocking display found it’s way on to the news within minutes. With that knowledge, the county government is forced to fire those who took part in that heinous crime. Though they were fired, they continue to ...
Our whole universe
Was in a hot dense state
When nearly 14 billion years ago
Expansion started, wait
This isn’t the song I’m meant to sing
But I’m contemplating life and everything
The answer I know is 42
But I’ve been thinking that it might be you
Because
Amy Farrah Fowler
Bernadette Rostenkowski
Feels like everyone else is so happy
I just want someone to hold
Me when I’m feeling down
I know I s...
“I am laying in the ground. I am in my mid fourties. I am a frequent prison escapee. I am alive, but how? Maybe a delayed resuscitation, but it can’t have taken that long. I have miraculously escaped from my coffin and I’m back out on the town. I think about killing the man who put me in prison this time. I decide start to go back to my old tactics. Pose as a friar and kill people who are trying t...
I’ve just moved to the big city
Neighbors so polite
They invite me to their house
They have alcohol, I get wasted
Fall asleep in the bathtub
It’s the strangest
When I wake up back in my bed
There’s a girl laying next to me
Her hair is bright red
I look to the other way
A pineapple on the island
“Tropical fruit, oh tropical fruit
How dost thou sit upon mine counter
Withn’t a quandary of thought”
I...
“You’re not John.” Says a man as he walks into a padded room.
“John had some complications, so I’ll be the new therapist.” The therapist gestured for the man to sit down.
“Your file says that you’re a serial stalker.”
“I wouldn’t say serial, it was just one woman over the span of a few months.”
Would you care to expand on that?”
“It’s like that one song by Your Favorite Martian. I was ...
February 14th has finally arrived
And I’m stuck at home
Watching old comedy movies
Ben Stiller and Will Ferrel
Isn’t there more to life
Than being really good looking
With some afternoon delight
Looking on all that I love
I love painting
I love bed
I love X-Box
I love lamp
Do I really love these things?
I love lamp...
“Tell me about the dreams.” A man sits cross legged at his desk
“I open my eyes, already standing. I look around, and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! I look at the thing standing in front of me. It’s not a man. It’s… it’s a Draenei. I close my eyes, and cross my fingers. ‘If I’m in a video game, this is not the one I want to be in.’ I open my eyes to find that I’d been subconsciously designing a charac...
I’ve been invited to a party
A plus one to someone
Who doesn’t know me
We met at a bar
He hit me into a table
And it all went dark
When I woke up I was at the hospital
He was helping me to health
As a way to say sorry
He said “but there’s this party”
And now I’m here reading poetry
They brought out the cake
I know it’s not fake
And I’m pretty sure your name is Mark
I know this is stark
But from t...