“As the police circle around an armed robbery site, the criminals engaged in the crime begin to flee. The police quickly leap out of their vehicle’s and begin to rob the shop themselves. This shocking display found it’s way on to the news within minutes. With that knowledge, the county government is forced to fire those who took part in that heinous crime. Though they were fired, they continue to ...

A lonesome traveller

Lives among us with the stars

Physician to heal

Our broken lives

From space tyrants and ourselves

When we feel alone

Because when we’re sad

He must need a companion

So he comes to us

He feels alone too

So he confides within us

His lonely tale of woe...

Our whole universe

Was in a hot dense state

When nearly 14 billion years ago

Expansion started, wait

This isn’t the song I’m meant to sing

But I’m contemplating life and everything

The answer I know is 42

But I’ve been thinking that it might be you

Because

Amy Farrah Fowler

Bernadette Rostenkowski

Feels like everyone else is so happy

I just want someone to hold

Me when I’m feeling down

I know I s...

“I am laying in the ground. I am in my mid fourties. I am a frequent prison escapee. I am alive, but how? Maybe a delayed resuscitation, but it can’t have taken that long. I have miraculously escaped from my coffin and I’m back out on the town. I think about killing the man who put me in prison this time. I decide start to go back to my old tactics. Pose as a friar and kill people who are trying t...

I’ve just moved to the big city

Neighbors so polite

They invite me to their house

They have alcohol, I get wasted

Fall asleep in the bathtub

It’s the strangest

When I wake up back in my bed

There’s a girl laying next to me

Her hair is bright red

I look to the other way

A pineapple on the island

“Tropical fruit, oh tropical fruit

How dost thou sit upon mine counter

Withn’t a quandary of thought”

I...

“You’re not John.” Says a man as he walks into a padded room.

“John had some complications, so I’ll be the new therapist.” The therapist gestured for the man to sit down.

“Your file says that you’re a serial stalker.”

“I wouldn’t say serial, it was just one woman over the span of a few months.”

Would you care to expand on that?”

“It’s like that one song by Your Favorite Martian. I was ...

February 14th has finally arrived

And I’m stuck at home

Watching old comedy movies

Ben Stiller and Will Ferrel

Isn’t there more to life

Than being really good looking

With some afternoon delight

Looking on all that I love

I love painting

I love bed

I love X-Box

I love lamp

Do I really love these things?

I love lamp...

Awake at last

With lights so bright

I fear the giants

Who pick me up

Without my consent

I can’t but wail

As they whisk me away

Til they return me to my room

I sleep in the gentlest giant’s arms...

“Tell me about the dreams.” A man sits cross legged at his desk

“I open my eyes, already standing. I look around, and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! I look at the thing standing in front of me. It’s not a man. It’s… it’s a Draenei. I close my eyes, and cross my fingers. ‘If I’m in a video game, this is not the one I want to be in.’ I open my eyes to find that I’d been subconsciously designing a charac...

I’ve been invited to a party

A plus one to someone

Who doesn’t know me

We met at a bar

He hit me into a table

And it all went dark

When I woke up I was at the hospital

He was helping me to health

As a way to say sorry

He said “but there’s this party”

And now I’m here reading poetry

They brought out the cake

I know it’s not fake

And I’m pretty sure your name is Mark

I know this is stark

But from t...