I didn’t sign up for this

No, seriously.

I thought I was gonna work with giraffes and penguins, not jackalope, unicorn, dragons, and so…so much more. If you think this job is “unique”, your not wrong, but if you think is “fun” and “easy” you so wrong. For example, theirs a enclosure, that has two female unicorns and two female pegasus…can you guess their names? If you guessed that their my little pony names then DING DING DING, your right! Another thing, one of the most dangerous “animals” their is a mini-kraken. Apparently some zoo thought that it was a octopus, and then half of their employees died, and we have that thing here, so thats fun!

So the moral of the story is to never work at a zoo, or else youll be stuck here, like me.

(IM NOT DEAD I SWEAR YOU GUYS T^T)