“Mama, I heard somefink in your room last night” “Um, what did you hear honey?” “Banging” “Oh” “Yes. Lots of it.” “Really?” “You must have been having lots of fun” “Was I now?” “Yes, I also heard that sound a while before sissy came” “D-Did you now?” “Yep, so I was wondering how babies are made?” “Ask your father” *five minutes later* “Mary, did you hear what our son was talking about” “Yes” “What do you have to say about it” “We should be quieter”