“Mama, I heard somefink in your room last night”

“Um, what did you hear honey?”

“Banging”

“Oh”

“Yes. Lots of it.”

“Really?”

“You must have been having lots of fun”

“Was I now?”

“Yes, I also heard that sound a while before sissy came”

“D-Did you now?”

“Yep, so I was wondering how babies are made?”

“Ask your father”

*five minutes later*

“Mary, did you hear what our son was talking about”

“Yes”

“What do you have to say about it”

“We should be quieter”