“Mama, I heard somefink in your room last night”

“Um, what did you hear honey?”

“Banging”

“Oh”

“Yes. Lots of it.”

“Really?”

“You must have been having lots of fun”

“Was I now?”

“Yes, I also heard that sound a while before sissy came”

“D-Did you now?”

“Yep, so I was wondering how babies are made?”

“Ask your father”

five minutes later

“Mary, did you hear what our son was talking about”

“Yes”

“What do you have to say about it”

“We should be quieter”