I own a huge ass fuckin cafe. I’m kind of a bad boy but who gives a shit. Anyways, this crazy hot chick came in earlier today and she didn’t pay so I ran after her. I found her on a Ferris wheel and I climbed up that motherfucker and climbed into this chicks seat or booth or whatever the fuck you call the spot you sit in on a Ferris. Holy smokes she was crazy hot from far away but even more crazier hot from up close. I’m a smooth ass guy so I charmed her right off the bat, I said “ayyyy you can keep da coffee baby, supermodels drink free, Badabing badaboom Hubba Hubba look at chu, lookin all pretty and gorgeous and shit. She liked it maybe, I dunno. Next thing I know we are smoochin and I gots da worlds biggest stiffy and I’m in fuckin love or some shit. So we smooch a bit and then, the fuckin Ferris wheel breaks down. We are fuckin trapped all the way at the top for 4 fuckin days straight. We learn about each other and shit, normally I don’t like talkin cuz it’s kinda gay but this broad could talk good and her voice was good too. I gave her my grandmas necklace cause one time I seen a guy do that in a movie and the broad went crazy. I got a bit of vodka on me so we do some drinkin and bro, the sparks was fuckin flyin like Cupid or some shit. Next thing I know we are married bro, swear to god. I’m all like, dude this is fuckin crazy, and she’s all happy and shit so we do sex. And that’s the story about how I met my big booby cute face.