“BRO GUESS WHAT”

“What??”

“I GOT A GIRLFRIEND”

“What’s her name?”

“Karen”

“Is she hot?”

“Hell yeah”

“Is she a Karen”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Like is she annoying y’know?”

“No, but she is a Karen because her name is Karen”

“What about when you tell her you live in your parents basement”

“I didnt think about that”

“You don’t think about anything Brian”

“Oh yeah, but that’s why I have you”

“I know Brian. I know.”