“I hate safaris. They’re the absolute worst! Not only is there a smelly ugly box on wheels they like to call a “jeep”, but there’s also a long bumpy hard as rocks road that runs all over the place!

I mean how do they expect us to actually enjoy this like they said we would. And don’t get me started on the chit chatter that goes on. Some of them can be really loud and obnoxious. I just wish these safaris could be a little bit nicer. If you want to please a queen such as myself, I expect nothing but the finest.

And it wouldn’t hurt if by accident one of these so called “safari jeeps” just so happen to get lost on another path ,and is somehow met with a queen and her cubs. I mean these safaris should really offer snacks for the stars of these safaris. For goodness sakes we lions are the reason these smelly obnoxious humans are out here!

Anyways like I was saying, I hate safaris. But I’m simply a lion.”