twerky pig
me and my friends like to post memes on the internet. we don’t really care about it going viral or anything, we just do it for fun. today i posted a video of daddy pig twerking. when i woke up the next morning it had 70 billion views!! one of my friends named bobinny said “what the flip. erm actually there’s only 8 billion people in the world.”
but i don’t care about what bobinny thinks. my video went viral!!!!! of daddy pig twerking!!!!! them i hear a knock on the door.
“knock knock” the door said.
i opened the door and it was daddy pig!! but, he looked supa angry.
“WHAT THE FLIP.” daddy pig said with a humph.
“YOU POSTED THAT VIDEO WITHOUT MY CONSENT!!!”
“broskerito, calm down. we can talk about this and figure something out.”
“NO. I’M HUMILIATED. I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU GOT THAT VIDEO. I ONLY TWERK WHEN I’M ALONE.”
“i was just havin some fun” i say!!!
“well you made me supa sad.” daddy pig started to cry.
“aw sorry.”
i reply.
“that’s okay” he said.
then he started to twerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
la fin