I thought sex was all free flowing

Passion

Minds melting into one

Intuition

Subtle guidance

Waves of control and submission

Spirituality and connectedness

But now doing it properly

According to certified specialists

Is all about intense mechanical communication

Before, during and after

Nothing left to chance

Everyone should know exactly what they want

How they want it

What all the wrong ways are

Like an IKEA step by step instruction list

To be followed to the letter

It’s been a revelation

Creativity and play are old news

Procedure and instruction are the new kids on the block