A penny for your thoughts?

That’s ridiculous,

wayyyyy too overpriced.

A penny for my thoughts?

Unless you like history, Guns,

Battle scenes or cats,

It’s a huge waste.

A penny for a meal,

Now that’s just a sweet deal.

A penny for 20 pots?

Why would you need lots?

A penny for a man,

Don’t you need a tan?

Wait…I thought they were free?

That tan is what…500 dollars?

I’m just kidding around,

What about a penny for…

Forrrrrrr………………………

Forrrr…………