There was a young man, named Ron

Who was a scam, and a known con

He would cheat out, an older lady

Boy what a jerk, he was shady

This went on for quite a while

Fooling them with his bad smile

One day while his guard was down

He met up with his match a clown

The second clown, was a big man names Don

With blue eye and tattoos who was the king con

Now Ron the con was never more anymore