All this Democracy and Free Speech bullshit will be a thing of the past...as will politicians who bicker like children about matters inconsequential to the British people while pursuing their own political agendas.

No, the people crave strong leadership and they will enjoy seeing opponents crushed like insects if they dare to ignore their wishes.

Free speech is now so badly abused that it has become irrelevant, so it will be scrapped.

The people also cry out for protection from our enemies, both foreign and domestic, so I will see to it that those who would harm us are starkly aware that the penalty for harming a single hair on the head of a British citizen will be total, unflinching annihilation.

I will also restore the Death Penalty to ensure that murderers, paedophiles and serial sex offenders pay the ultimate price for their actions.

All this and much, much more will come to pass when I come to power. 😈