All this Democracy and Free Speech bullshit will be a thing of the past...as will politicians who bicker like children about matters inconsequential to the British people while pursuing their own political agendas.
No, the people crave strong leadership and they will enjoy seeing opponents crushed like insects if they dare to ignore their wishes.
Free speech is now so badly abused that it has become irrelevant, so it will be scrapped.
The people also cry out for protection from our enemies, both foreign and domestic, so I will see to it that those who would harm us are starkly aware that the penalty for harming a single hair on the head of a British citizen will be total, unflinching annihilation.
I will also restore the Death Penalty to ensure that murderers, paedophiles and serial sex offenders pay the ultimate price for their actions.
All this and much, much more will come to pass when I come to power. 😈
Worried that my glamorous dinner date was about to turn into the psychobitch from Hell at any moment, I made my excuses and headed towards the Rest Room at a brisk pace.
Then, spotting an open window, I squeezed through it into a narrow ledge from which, using my amazing Parkour skills..hones to perfection during my many years of covert ”wet work” for the CIA, I scaled the outer wall up to roof level quick as a flash and commandeered a helicopter which someone had rather conveniently left for me on the roof heliport and new my escape under the cover of a moonless night.
Soon be home now...
Sometimes, all the pieces just come together magically and the various elements of your plan fit together in an orderly fashion, just the way you had intended.
Those days when the sun warms your face, the wind cools your back and you everyone and everything you will need for your particular recipe of success ascends the stage exactly on cue, word-perfect and ready to play their part.
Those, for me, are the times when I understand the true meaning of happiness. 😊
