“When the hell did you find this?!” Eli said, eyes wide.

“Where do you think?” I said smugly.

I grab the bag from him and take out the neatly folded paper and open it wide to show him, and large signature in signed on the top and bottom.

“I can cross this out right now and literally make you the president of New America right now.” I say inching my pen closes the the paper to scare him.

“No!” He snatched the pen out my hands.

I laughed and he was just realizing how oblivious he was to my joke.

“So why did you take it?”

“I was board and thought we could use it.” I replied truthfully, seeing the stunned look on his face.

“You what?! Ok you’re joking again.”

“No I’m not.”