Oh him? Yeah, we know the type.
Big talk, small walk â all bark, no swipe.
Walks in like the sequel no one asked for,
Sir, youâre not a vibe, youâre a chore.
You flex hard, but babe â itâs giving overcompensate,
Your egoâs writing cheques your skills canât validate.
Youâre the mayor of Gaslight City,
Population: you, and⌠well, just you, pity.
âBack in my dayâŚâ â boy, youâre 32,
Ainât no glory da...