“Hey, bro.”

“Hey”

“You guys wanna come to the beach with me?”

“Sure man”

“Heck yeah”

“You know it”

*at the beach*

“Looks pretty busy my guy”

“C’mon then”

“Wait a sec”

“Wait now dude?”

“They’re naked bro”

“Where are your binoculars I need to see them”

“Here you go bro”

“Thanks”

“I didn’t know it was a nude beach”

“Hot diggitty damn”

“What?”

“These girls are hot as heck”

“Girls? I wanna see MEN!”