Bad, bad Santa

doesn’t know what’s coming

Bad, bad Santa

doesn’t know we’re through

Bad, bad Santa

cider-drunk again

Bad, bad Santa

needs to watch his mouth

Bad, bad Santa

tripping through the snow

Bad, bad Santa

thinks he’s coming home

Bad, bad Santa

can’t see us hiding

Bad, bad Santa

will find no toys

Bad, bad Santa

stuck in our trap

Bad, bad Santa

keeps on struggling

Bad, bad Santa

breaks his dying bones

Bad, bad Santa

curses our graves

Bad, bad Santa

will be bad no more