JOHN: So If you could pick one wild west activity to do today, in our town, what would it be? What I mean is like Rob a train, Rustle cattle, Get into a bar fight, duel at high noon... that kind of stuff.

DILL: I'm not a cowboy.

JOHN: Its Hypothetical, Dill.

DILL: Well I suppose I would probably rob the bank then.

JOHN: Robbing the bank! Good one. How do you plan on pulling it off?

DILL: Well ill get a mask and go in there with a gun and demand the money.

JOHN: No no no, that would be foolish, you'd be busted right away. They got cameras, bullet proof glass, they can alert the police before the door closes behind you. Im just saying THAT... would be a huge mistake.

DILL: Oh so, all the modern day stuff applies to this bank robbery?

JOHN: Yeah, I said today, not 150 years ago.

DILL: Well if my plan sucks lets hear yours.

JOHN: Okay, Id probably drop in through the ventalation mission impossible style. you lower me in with a rope, they never suspect me coming down from above. I use Chloraform on the tellers, knocking them out. then I steal the keys, slip into the vault and run out the front door. The cops never get alerted and before they know it id be long gone.

DILL: Oh yeah real smart idea there. Do you know chloraform actually takes several minutes to work? And besides, Id LOVE to see you try and squeeze through those vents. I mean remember when Lisa called us because her cat got stuck in her vents? That was a cat... do the math.

JOHN: Are you sure about the chloraform thing?

DILL: Pretty sure. Anyways, I still think you're going about it all wrong. What we really should do is take a semi truck and ram it right through the front door. Just bust in and scare everyone to death. After a shock like that and us waving our guns im sure we could get the job done in less than two minutes and be gone.

JOHN: So we'd have to boost a Semi Truck then. Do you know how to drive one?

DILL: . . .

JOHN: Yeah thats what I thought. Okay, check this plan. Lisa's little sister monica works at the bank. We pay her a little visit, become friends and get her to help us out. She could steal the money for us... maybe even over a long period of time, just perpetually ripping off the bank.

DILL: Shes not going to go for that. Besides they will find out the first day it happens. What do you think they dont count the money?

JOHN: Alright well how about this. We skip going in through the front. We stick C4 on the outer wall-

DILL: C4!? Get real, we cant get ahold of C4! What we should do is just take out a loan and never pay it back.

JOHN: Actually. . . thats brilliant. Its so easy.

DILL: Exactly. I mean, come on. We qualify for a buisness loan, we get them to wire us the money, then we just never pay them back. Itl be like they are just handing us the money for nothing!

JOHN: Okay, I like the loan route, thats good. No fuss, no muss, no making a scene. I mean i still think itd be cool to blow up the wall but this works too.