“If you had to rob a bank, how would you do it?”

“Well, that’s not a fair question because I never would. Try again!”

“No, let’s make it more interesting. How would we do something we would never do?”

“Okay then.”

“Okay, so?”

“Give me a second! I would plan for sure. Scout the smallest bank I could find with the largest loot. I guess I’d have to buy a gun. Protection, maybe another person or ...

“God these bills are getting ridiculous.” Ruby grumbled from the kitchen as she threw the latest bill statement on the counter. Smoke drifted through the air around my face as I reached over and grabbed the bill, my cigarette perched between my fingers as I read over this months power bill.

“Two-hundred dollars for power this month?” I exclaimed, pinching the bridge of my nose between my fingers...

“I’ll be Chuck E, you can be Mickey” said Evan, the loud crack of a 12oz can following his comment. “You can be Minnie, the cops would get a good laugh at least”. Darrel quipped back without hesitation.

The recliner cried out for help as Evan briefly leaned back even further before getting up to do his best Minnie Mouse routine. “Heyo folks get your hiney’s down on the ground or you’ll make like...

the bank deposits will be difficult to save when we get there we will forcefully withdrawal the tender until the heart of the vault has bled its last favorite politician

exactly i reckon we will use the egress in the back to time our entrance with the start of the emmy’s so we will defy the unpopular vote to mark as the favor of all the presidents...

Tex chews on his portion of the food, his rations for the night.

It’s barely enough for a small child, certainly not for someone his size. While superstrength had its perks, it also makes him hungry.

“Here, I don’t need a lot anyway,” Ness has half of hers in her outstretched hand.

He wants to deny her, but hunger gnaws at his insides. “I’m serious. Escaping won’t do us any good if you die f...

1st Alex

2nd Douglas

You’ve written a book?

Yes, it’s a quirky metaphorical self- improvement pamphlet

About bank robbers?

It’s not illegal if it’s a metaphor

Are you sure?

Technically simile could land you with community service, but metaphor is ok

Maybe you’d be sent somewhere that felt like prison..

but wasn’t

Exactly, so what’s the central idea?

Approach your life as if you were ro...

(hahahahahahaha i wish I could watch all of hazbin hotel but alas. i have contented myself with the pilot and a buttload of edits on Snapchat 😔 anyway I love Angel :>)

“That’s bullshit, Ang. By the time you got to the door you’d’ve gotten your big-ass head popped.” Ray rolls their eyes, tossing a piece of popcorn into their mouth.

Angel laughs. “Come on, Ray. It’s a good plan, you just don’t wa...

"I am being serious. This isn't something I would joke about." Ethan explained. "Without a doubt, we could rob a bank. It really wouldn't be hard."

"I don't think that is what Andrew is worried about. Right?" Chloe asked, turning to Andrew who nodded. "Exactly, he is more worried that you literally want us to rob a bank."

"It is a bit out there," Andrew added quietly.

"I quite like it," Zoe ...

“We could enter through the vents; drop in the conference room?” Beck asked.

Zach smirks. “We could enter into the kitchen, grab a bite to eat, and then go on our merry way to the vault.”

Beck chuckles. “Do you think they have prime rib?”

“Maybe some vodka, too?”

They laugh in unison.

Beck looks over the blueprints of the bank again and gets lost in thought.

Zach fidgets with a pen and spins ...

Rob a bank?

No thanks

But why not?

There’s a lot of money

Sweet as honey

But we’d get caught

Maybe not

Need a getaway

Let’s do this my way

Another day

I’d say

Let’s do this bank job

Tomorrow...