Writing Prompt
STORY STARTER
Two friends discuss how they would rob a bank, using humour to lighten the tone...
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âIf you had to rob a bank, how would you do it?â
âWell, thatâs not a fair question because I never would. Try again!â
âNo, letâs make it more interesting. How would we do something we would never do?â
âOkay then.â
âOkay, so?â
âGive me a second! I would plan for sure. Scout the smallest bank I could find with the largest loot. I guess Iâd have to buy a gun. Protection, maybe another person or ...
âGod these bills are getting ridiculous.â Ruby grumbled from the kitchen as she threw the latest bill statement on the counter. Smoke drifted through the air around my face as I reached over and grabbed the bill, my cigarette perched between my fingers as I read over this months power bill.
âTwo-hundred dollars for power this month?â I exclaimed, pinching the bridge of my nose between my fingers...
âIâll be Chuck E, you can be Mickeyâ said Evan, the loud crack of a 12oz can following his comment. âYou can be Minnie, the cops would get a good laugh at leastâ. Darrel quipped back without hesitation.
The recliner cried out for help as Evan briefly leaned back even further before getting up to do his best Minnie Mouse routine. âHeyo folks get your hineyâs down on the ground or youâll make like...
the bank deposits will be difficult to save when we get there we will forcefully withdrawal the tender until the heart of the vault has bled its last favorite politician
exactly i reckon we will use the egress in the back to time our entrance with the start of the emmyâs so we will defy the unpopular vote to mark as the favor of all the presidents...
Tex chews on his portion of the food, his rations for the night.
Itâs barely enough for a small child, certainly not for someone his size. While superstrength had its perks, it also makes him hungry.
âHere, I donât need a lot anyway,â Ness has half of hers in her outstretched hand.
He wants to deny her, but hunger gnaws at his insides. âIâm serious. Escaping wonât do us any good if you die f...
1st Alex
2nd Douglas
Youâve written a book?
Yes, itâs a quirky metaphorical self- improvement pamphlet
About bank robbers?
Itâs not illegal if itâs a metaphor
Are you sure?
Technically simile could land you with community service, but metaphor is ok
Maybe youâd be sent somewhere that felt like prison..
but wasnât
Exactly, so whatâs the central idea?
Approach your life as if you were ro...
(hahahahahahaha i wish I could watch all of hazbin hotel but alas. i have contented myself with the pilot and a buttload of edits on Snapchat đ anyway I love Angel :>)
âThatâs bullshit, Ang. By the time you got to the door youâdâve gotten your big-ass head popped.â Ray rolls their eyes, tossing a piece of popcorn into their mouth.
Angel laughs. âCome on, Ray. Itâs a good plan, you just donât wa...
"I am being serious. This isn't something I would joke about." Ethan explained. "Without a doubt, we could rob a bank. It really wouldn't be hard."
"I don't think that is what Andrew is worried about. Right?" Chloe asked, turning to Andrew who nodded. "Exactly, he is more worried that you literally want us to rob a bank."
"It is a bit out there," Andrew added quietly.
"I quite like it," Zoe ...
âWe could enter through the vents; drop in the conference room?â Beck asked.
Zach smirks. âWe could enter into the kitchen, grab a bite to eat, and then go on our merry way to the vault.â
Beck chuckles. âDo you think they have prime rib?â
âMaybe some vodka, too?â
They laugh in unison.
Beck looks over the blueprints of the bank again and gets lost in thought.
Zach fidgets with a pen and spins ...
Rob a bank?
No thanks
But why not?
Thereâs a lot of money
Sweet as honey
But weâd get caught
Maybe not
Need a getaway
Letâs do this my way
Another day
Iâd say
Letâs do this bank job
Tomorrow...