“Hey John can you send this letter to Ms. James so she can send it to Mrs. Rights.”

What John heard:

“Hey John can you send this letter to Mr. James so she can send it to Mr. Right.”

So John went to Mr. James and gave him the letter and said “Hey can you please send this the Mr. Right?”

But Mr. James was confused because there was no Mr. Right, but he knew that there was a Mrs. Rights but she didn’t was a widow.

So Mr. James went to the post office and said “Excuse me sir but do you know a Mr. Rights around here?”

The post man said, “Yes I know a Mr. Rights. I’ll send this to him right away.”

But little did Mr. James know that this “Mr. Right” lived in a kingdom half way across the world.

So when Mr. Rights got the letter he was on his death bed. And died reading the letter.

But back in this small town Ms. Mary waiting for Mrs. Rights to come to a funeral in a weeks time

Who was this funeral for you ask well it’s for

Mr. Right, Mrs. Rights cousin.