POEM STARTER

Write a romance poem that is really very unromantic.

Try to think of the normal elements of romantic poems and reverse them!

How Unromantic

My gentleman friend is no gentleman

He thwarts me every time

He is so predictable

It is making it hard to rhyme

I want to scratch his eyes out

But what would that do to my nails

I want to send him postage due to another woman he has failed

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