1. Carefully flip the subject on its back and verify the barcode by scanning it on the screen to check the weight. For best results, it should typically weigh between 2 and 4 kg and should be about 50 inches long.

2. Gently extend the small arm and clean the targeted site. Should the subject become disruptive, gently lift and rock them back and forth, accompanied by a minute of soft humming and delicate pats on the back every two seconds.

3. After cleaning the targeted site, insert air into the vial before filling it with 5g of pentobarbital. Within a few minutes, the subject will experience a cessation in breathing and relaxation of muscle tension before incapacitation, and any form of struggle should cease. Delicately massage away any remaining knots or tensions in the muscles.

4. Allow the subject to rest for several hours until it dries and its form solidifies. Once the flesh has firmed, carefully clean it and discard the organs, as demonstrated on page 19. Best enjoyed when prepared as a Holiday roast.