Ok listen

No

Please just listen

Ok fine I’m listening

I can treat her really well

Stop

What

I’ve heard enough

I haven’t even said a full sentence

Now you have

You didn’t even hear me out

You never said hear you out you said listen and I listened

You know you’re really a dick

And that’s why you aren’t good enough

For what calling you a dick

Yep

Unbelievable

You know what fine I’ll hear you out

Thank you

Ok heard you out

..

I’m joking please you actually seem decent enough to date her

Ok listen I know I’m not the best person at times and I will probably cause her lots of stress which I know she doesn’t deserve but I’m really gonna try my best

What if ur best isn’t good enough

It probably isn’t but if she loves my best then she loves my best

Do you love her best?

I love her lowest and best

How can you protect her?

I took martial arts????

Ok what about mentally?

I’m actually pretty good at that already but if I’m not good enough I’ll study more of psychology

So ur calling her a phycho?

Not what I meant but She could be

So you’re in love with a phycho

Anyone who loves me back is phycotic

And my therapist said I’m a phycho

Yeah I really don’t think you’re good for her

I’m joking, I don’t have a therapist

Are you though

Yeah pretty sure I don’t have a therapist

Ok what if you guys don’t last

You know what we probably won’t even if we get married one of us will die or worse we might get divorced but I mean we’re living in the moment and if we have good memories now then that’s all that matters I mean if a story is ass but has a good ending is the story magically gonna not be ass? Or if a books really good but has a bad ending does that ending still take away from the fact that the book had great moments??? No it wouldn’t my point is the ending isn’t always the most important part

Hmmmm

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I don’t think you’re good enough

You’re imature and ur thoughts on life are stupid we both know she deserves way better than you can ever be so stop wasting ur time go ruin another persons life not hers

Well fuck you like honestly and you know what I don’t even need your promission to date her

If we love each other you can’t stop that just because you don’t like me I don’t need your approval the only one that matters is her I don’t care what anyone else thinks

Yk that’s kinda toxic I mean what if she’s really bad for you are you gonna ignore that and shut out everyone else who’s trying to tell you she’s bad?

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Who’s side are you on man ..

I’m joking

You passed by the way not that it matters

What?

Yeah I mean why should you care what I think or other ppl think it’s ur relationship and you honestly seem like a good a funny dude

Oh dang thank you man yk this is a really dumb way to end a story but atleast it ended good

Yeah 😂😂 we should do this more often

We should

(Car crashes through the window of the restaurant then exploding killing everyone and it turns out the girl that the dude was trying to get with was the one driving the car )

Pretty ironic or something

Anyways there’s a message in this story

Find it.